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ALEXIS: [reading] ”A scream pierced the air falling only on the deaf ears of the dead.” Really?
CASTLE: A little too over the top?
ALEXIS: I think you’ve been writing too long not to know that it’s “I before E, except after C.” Ever heard of spell check?
CASTLE: Yes, of course. She’s got red hair, she’s wise beyond her years, and she’s about to tell her dad what she thinks about the latest chapter of his new book.
ALEXIS: I loved it, especially the part with Nikki and Rook in the aircraft carrier. Awesome.
CASTLE: Stop it! You’re embarrassing me.
ALEXIS: I do have one note though. This new character… the robbery detective?
CASTLE: Schlemming? What about him?
ALEXIS: It seems like he kind of came out of nowhere.
CASTLE: Yeah, well I can’t argue with that.
ALEXIS: He’s coming off a bit like a doofus.
CASTLE: [smiling] You think?
ALEXIS: I think you should lose him.
CASTLE: [scratches out Schlemming’s name] If only it was this easy. Thank you for your help, sweetie. I am so behind on my deadline.
ALEXIS: That’s because you always find new ways to procrastinate.

Castle 2.23 - “Overkill”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CASTLE: Maybe by this weekend I’ll find a way to take this tank of liquid nitrogen and build it into a weather machine. I’ll make it rain, your friends will have to cancel their trip, you won’t have to choose and then we can take over the world! Mwahahahaha!
ALEXIS: Not helpful.

Castle 2.22 - “Food to Die For”

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CASTLE: Do you mind flying solo on this one while I head home and change my clothes?
BECKETT: I think I can manage. [pause] Hey Castle. Watch out for the mummy.
CASTLE: Really. [walks away holding his pants]

Castle 2.19 - “Wrapped Up in Death”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Mal: Now, I did a job. Got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job, [snatches her coin purse from her] and then I get paid. Go run your little world.

Firefly 1.02 - “Serenity: Pt 2”

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LEONARD: Here’s Spock’s head with no body… here’s Mr. T’s body with no head… Here’s Spock’s body with Mr. T’s head! (imitating Mr. T) I pity the fool who’s illogical!

The Big Bang Theory 3.17 - “The Precious Fragmentation”

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BECKETT: [reading from the writing on the victim’s face] “Psycho the rapist, your out of time?”
DR. PARISH: Looks like a patient lost their patience.
CASTLE: Also his command of grammar. “Your” should YOU-apostrophe-R-E as in “you are”. It’s not even a tough one, not like when to use “who” or “whom.”
BECKETT: Do you really think that’s the take away here, Castle?
CASTLE: I’m just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

Castle 2.02 - “The Double Down”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Martha: Well, hurry taping up your father, don’t want to be late. Oh god, I can’t believe I just said that.

Castle 2.12 - “A Rose for Everafter”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Sheldon: They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard drives, our PS/2, our PS/3, our Xbox, our Xbox 360, our classic Nintendo, our Nintendo, our SuperNintendo, our Nintendo 64, and our Wii.
Leonard: We like games.
Sheldon: Right, games. They took Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Final Fantasy I through IX, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Galaxy, Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics… and Ms. Pacman.
Cop: Assorted video games.

The Big Bang Theory 3.13 - “The Bozeman Reaction”

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