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ALEXIS: [reading] ”A scream pierced the air falling only on the deaf ears of the dead.” Really?
CASTLE: A little too over the top?
ALEXIS: I think you’ve been writing too long not to know that it’s “I before E, except after C.” Ever heard of spell check?
CASTLE: Yes, of course. She’s got red hair, she’s wise beyond her years, and she’s about to tell her dad what she thinks about the latest chapter of his new book.
ALEXIS: I loved it, especially the part with Nikki and Rook in the aircraft carrier. Awesome.
CASTLE: Stop it! You’re embarrassing me.
ALEXIS: I do have one note though. This new character… the robbery detective?
CASTLE: Schlemming? What about him?
ALEXIS: It seems like he kind of came out of nowhere.
CASTLE: Yeah, well I can’t argue with that.
ALEXIS: He’s coming off a bit like a doofus.
CASTLE: [smiling] You think?
ALEXIS: I think you should lose him.
CASTLE: [scratches out Schlemming’s name] If only it was this easy. Thank you for your help, sweetie. I am so behind on my deadline.
ALEXIS: That’s because you always find new ways to procrastinate.

Castle 2.23 - “Overkill”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CASTLE: Maybe by this weekend I’ll find a way to take this tank of liquid nitrogen and build it into a weather machine. I’ll make it rain, your friends will have to cancel their trip, you won’t have to choose and then we can take over the world! Mwahahahaha!
ALEXIS: Not helpful.

Castle 2.22 - “Food to Die For”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

CASTLE: Do you mind flying solo on this one while I head home and change my clothes?
BECKETT: I think I can manage. [pause] Hey Castle. Watch out for the mummy.
CASTLE: Really. [walks away holding his pants]

Castle 2.19 - “Wrapped Up in Death”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

BECKETT: [reading from the writing on the victim’s face] “Psycho the rapist, your out of time?”
DR. PARISH: Looks like a patient lost their patience.
CASTLE: Also his command of grammar. “Your” should YOU-apostrophe-R-E as in “you are”. It’s not even a tough one, not like when to use “who” or “whom.”
BECKETT: Do you really think that’s the take away here, Castle?
CASTLE: I’m just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.

Castle 2.02 - “The Double Down”

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Martha: Well, hurry taping up your father, don’t want to be late. Oh god, I can’t believe I just said that.

Castle 2.12 - “A Rose for Everafter”

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