LEONARD: Here’s Spock’s head with no body… here’s Mr. T’s body with no head… Here’s Spock’s body with Mr. T’s head! (imitating Mr. T) I pity the fool who’s illogical!
The Big Bang Theory 3.17 - “The Precious Fragmentation”
(via geekasms)
Sheldon: They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard drives, our PS/2, our PS/3, our Xbox, our Xbox 360, our classic Nintendo, our Nintendo, our SuperNintendo, our Nintendo 64, and our Wii.
Leonard: We like games.
Sheldon: Right, games. They took Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 3, Rock Band, Rock Band 2, Final Fantasy I through IX, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Galaxy, Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics… and Ms. Pacman.
Cop: Assorted video games.The Big Bang Theory 3.13 - “The Bozeman Reaction”
(via enchantingdisaster)
I’d rather swim buck naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.
Rajesh Koothrappali